Had Hillary (really Bernie) only been elected (sigh): The Perfect “Progressive” World of “Fairness” and “Equality”…
Mid-year 2017 (and thereafter): In President Hillary's (Bernie's... sigh) perfect "progressive" world, and with Global Warming (Climate Change on cold days) "crisis" looming (it gonna happen any day now, PROMISE!)... quick action to “save” the planet has been instituted in her first 100 days. As we all want to help “solve” this “crisis” (only world socialism will work!!!), we now are required by law to use monthly ration coupons (after we wait in line for several hours to get them at the Government Central Allocations Office). ALL aspects of daily life are now licensed, permitted, regulated, rationed and most important taxed! (lest we damage the planet!).
After waiting in line at the Central Allocations Office to receive our ration coupons, we get to wait in a long line again at one of the Government Distribution Centers… there we must present the appropriate coupon for our “fair share” (sure hope some is available!) of food, fuel, medicine, our monthly ration of toilet paper and other essentials as well as our monthly allocation of internet access, most required to be used to read "Dear Leader" Hillary's comments at government approved websites.
Historical Note: the 2nd Amendment is still in the Constitution… but in President Hillary's first 100 days in office she signed an executive order nationalizing all gun/ammo manufacturers (upheld by SCOTUS 5-4, with newly appointed Justice Bernie Sanders casting the deciding vote), you must now register all firearms, pay a fee, high liability insurance and then apply for your “ammo permit and ration”… which after paying the fee, has a 10 year “waiting period”… and applications have a tendency to “get lost”, then you must re-apply and re-pay… go figure.
A day in the life: After returning with your meager rations to your government approved housing (800 square feet for a family of four)… you receive a call from the MisAllocation of Resources Department… a “friendly” (but stern) voice informs you that your family exceeded its rationed number of toilet flushes for the month… which is 50 flushes, but the government required sensor in the bathroom detected 62. You explain that a stomach bug infected the family, necessitating the additional flushes. The “friendly” (but stern) voice is understanding that "such things happen", and politely explains your options: you can agree to cut flushes by three for the next four months… or you can pay the fine and/or do the required community service for exceeding your allocations.
You have a family event coming up and want to plan a party… so you use a few of your internet access hours to seek a party permit allowing additional food, drink and toilet flushes. After filling out the online from with “proper justification” a small fee is charged…your party is in two weeks, hopefully the permit will be issued by then, and food will be available. Also, while on the website, you fill another application to get a vacation license for next year and get on the waiting list (currently six months) for accommodations at the beach… you hope a room will be available before your scheduled dates… a small fee is charged. sadly, your momma, still full of life and vigor gets seriously ill and due to her age (80) she is no longer receiving healthcare coupons for medicine and hospital time (there’s critical shortage of doctors as most have left practice or the country)… but the “merciful” District Medicine Czar does offer her a “pill”. President Hillary's perfect world… Socialist Utopia… where all though miserable... it's “fair” and “equal” and the Earth is saved.
Notes and observations: “Dear Leaders” are exempt from the rules outlined above… “all animals are equal, but (socialist) pigs are more equal”.
Milton Friedman once observed… “an ant hill and/or bee hive is the perfect socialist society. The survival of the nest is prime; the individual (even the queen) lives totally for the benefit of the whole… and all ‘citizens’ of the nest are expendable”.