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I recently researched myself… I was born left-handed, as a result I was not even allowed to try out for third-baseman on my little league team (back in the insensitive days)! In college there were no left-handed desks in my classes, so I had to write all crossed over and stuff... I am scarred for life! No accommodations were made for my left-handedness! So traumatized was I that it took TWO semesters added together to get my GPA to 4.0! I demand reparations for my suffering!!!